What An Image

What did you do?
You look like a different person.
Did you catch a wrench as it flew through the air?
Your hair looks as though you’ve spent a week in bed.
Those clothes could walk and talk and tell stories.
Are you deaf and dumb and blind?
Maybe you should try pinball.
Why aren’t you answering me?
I’m not hurting your precious feelings am I?
Do trolls have feelings?
I’ve got to get coffee.
It’s damn early.
Are you mocking me?
Will you follow me?
Let me get my glasses.
Shit.
I’ve been talking to the mirror.